Hmmmm.. this looks interesting boys & girls.

 What can it be?

 Well for your information it's a second world war signal kite..

 It's rumoured that this is the very kite used by Field Marshal Montomery....

 During the Africa campaign...

 To signal to his troops when afternoon tea was being served.

How splendidly civilised. I bet those awful Germans drank coffee!
Thank you.