Hello boys and girls, are you sitting comfortably? Welcome to Bognor Bugle the movie, starring...

 The beautiful three legged chair.

 Two jolly soldiers.

 A lovely vase.

 A rustic cupboard.

 Exposing its sexy shelves.

 A glamorous woman..

 Another glamorous woman..

 A still life..

 A handsome man..

 Four Victorian Minton tiles..

 Some splendid chinoiserie fabric.

And co-starring the delightful steps. Showing at a market near you.
Thank you very much.