Beloved readers, please stop what you're doing and pay attention. Above you will see what is at first glance a stylish but quite standard 1950's Formica topped table.

But on closer inspection you actually see that the design is in fact long strands of DNA.
That brings us to this weeks exciting quiz. Simply decipher these strands and as a first prize you will discover the secret of eternal life. The three lucky runners up all receive gift vouchers of eight pound to spend on luxury food items at any branch of Iceland.
Thank you so very much.