Beloved readers, these filthy disgusting playing cards were found recently in a rather splendid house clearance.

 We are simply showing you these sordid images so that you know in future if you spot a packet, you must avoid them at all cost.

 We've never been so offended in our entire lives.

Outrageous...

Absolute filth...

Depraved...

Deeply offensive...what do you think Peter?

Coo coo...

Coo COOOOO!!! 

Thank you.