Saturday, 31 August 2013

Beloved readers, do live somewhere remote? Do you live in a remote part of The British Isles? Do you live on a remote island? Have you lost your remote? Then why not contact The Bugle remote retrieval service. Over the last 25 years we have stockpiled every remote known to mankind, and  if we haven't got it then it doesn't exist. The Bognor Bugle Remote Retrieval service, if you're remotely interested call us on the Bugle hotline, now!!
Thank you very much indeed.

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