Monday, 28 October 2013

 Beloved readers, here in Bugleland we've been enduring severe gales for the last 24 hours, the roads are littered with uprooted trees and shattered fence panel lay redundant on the grass. So with this cheering news we are delighted to present these wonderful images starting above with this delicious 1930's French modernist wooden screen and our old pals the Deco letters spelling out what's about to come.
 If during this spell of inclement weather your suppliers of extortionately priced electricity decide to cut you off then do not fear, invite all your neighbours around for a warming beverage. This beautiful enamel teapot should hold enough tea to satisfy the entire street.
 This emergency fold up ladder will enable you to climb on to your roof and fix the TV aerial which has been blown down by the beastly wind. Or better still with the amount of crap shown on television these days why not rip the bloody thing off altogether and read a book instead.
 Perhaps you should consider one of these sleighs? After last winter it might be sensible.
 These lovely swans would make a delicious meal if your freezer is on the blink or better still Tesco's has been forced to close because of flooding. Can you imagine the looks of envy from your workmates when you open your lunchbox to reveal a scrummy soft bap filled with sliced swan, a thousand island dressing and low fat spread.
And don't forget your neighbours supply of winter fuel, I'm sure they wouldn't miss the odd log or fifty if you get cold.
Thank you very much indeed.

Sunday, 20 October 2013

 Good day beloved readers, we have just returned from our latest trip into the lost kingdom of Bric a Brac, heavily laden with riches.
 Some of which we see here..
 These splendid wooden letters date from the 1930's and were originally above a ladies outfitters in Wiltshire.
 This word is a particular favourite of mine.
Thank you very much indeed.

Sunday, 13 October 2013

 A big thank you to Mr Hugh Janus from Basildon for reminding us that we haven't posted our latest finds this week. So here beloved readers are the guilty suspects, starting with this glorious and incredibly rare Bakelite pub table.
 Still with it's original CC41 sticker.
 Some splendid military trousers, with a drop down flap just in case you need a comfort break during the heat of battle.

 And how about these beloved readers, a pair of framed Victorian silk scarves commemorating the royal family.
Everyone a winner!
Thank you so much.

Saturday, 12 October 2013

 At a recent important medical convention at Geneva in Switzerland, the Bugle chief medical officer Dr Eric-Acious Border stated the commonly known fact that to maintain full hydration one should consume at least 18 gallons of clean water a day,obviously if one is out shopping or walking the dogs it is extremely difficult to carry that amount of fluid with you, so your caring sharing Bugle has come up with a solution to that problem..
 This magnificent salt glaze barrel is designed to hold the correct amount of water for a days intake. It comes with it's own transportation unit..
 And this magnificent organically hand woven rope
Allowing you to tether it if you decide to pop into the shop for a pint of milk, or to try on those smart brogues you've been admiring for some time, or even to take the occasional comfort break.
Please contact Bugle Enterprises for more information. Thank you.

Sunday, 29 September 2013

 Hello beloved readers, yesterday we took a trip to the magical kingdom of bric a brac land and here's what we discovered. Starting with a jolly box...
 And inside that jolly box some carved wooden animals.
 Look carefully and you'll see Mr Noah feeding a sticky bun to a ferocious lion. From this we can surmise that either he has a desire to be torn apart or that he needs to visit his optician. The elephants are to your left Mr Noah.
 A rather charming jug in which my wife has placed some flowers.
 A Victorian painted glass panel of a splendid lighthouse.
 And here we see a delightful sailboat. It might be Mr Noah's ark, although if he continued to try and feed that bun to the lion, Mrs Noah's ark.
A wonderful tapestry depicting a Spanish scene. It's very quiet there, perhaps they've all gone to church or having a siesta, or maybe that bloody lion has escaped!
Thank you very much indeed.

Sunday, 22 September 2013

 For your pleasure today beloved readers we are delighted to present to you a recent purchase..
 A huge piece of studio pottery weighing an absolute ton and depicting what appears to be our moon.
 Just look at the jolly craters! it's almost like something from a 1970's childrens tv program.
And to compliment it a lovely pink pig.
Thank you so much. Goodbye.

Sunday, 8 September 2013

 Beloved readers, this weekend we went on the hunt for rare collectibles, to be more precise kitchen related collectibles, and firstly we found a pair of wooden steps that can be used also as a comfy stool.
 A delightful enamel top cupboard.
 And now for the cream of the crop..
 The Mother Hubbard kitchen cupboard.
 Tamboured door,
 Doors with vents for your fresh produce.
And even the original shopping list still inside. What a joy!
Thank you very much indeed.

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Beloved readers, do live somewhere remote? Do you live in a remote part of The British Isles? Do you live on a remote island? Have you lost your remote? Then why not contact The Bugle remote retrieval service. Over the last 25 years we have stockpiled every remote known to mankind, and  if we haven't got it then it doesn't exist. The Bognor Bugle Remote Retrieval service, if you're remotely interested call us on the Bugle hotline, now!!
Thank you very much indeed.

Friday, 30 August 2013

Spin the Wheel of Fortune!

 Spin, spin spin the wheel of fortune and win exciting prizes in the new Bugle competition. Simply guess the correct number and one of these garden related gifts could be winging it's way to you.
 Two partly used fence panels..
 A tiny apple tree laden with tiny apples.
 A garden swing for wildlife e.g. Squirrels, foxes, badgers, baboons etc..
 A winter haven for small creatures or the start of a splendid autumnal bonfire. (Please make sure that you haven't introduced tiny creatures to it before you ignite the fire).
And lastly a pensioner's entire winter fuel supply kindly donated by Mrs Elsie Colon of Gravesend. Get knitting Mrs Colon!
Thank you ever so much.

Thursday, 29 August 2013

Are you feeling unwell at the moment beloved readers, slightly below par but can't quite put your finger on what the exact problem is? Then why not invest in The Bugle Anatomical Home Diagnostic kit. Each vital organ is removable so you can accurately pinpoint the problem, allowing you to go to the chemist for the appropriate medication or make an appointment to see your GP,or even book yourself into the nearest hospital or hospice depending on the severity of the complaint. The Bugle Anatomical Home Diagnostic kit, every home should have one. P.O.A.
Thank you very much indeed.