Mass pandemonium in Bugleland yesterday beloved readers, when a large bright yellow ball was spotted in the sky. What ever can it be people asked themselves?
Panic ensued, and there was reports from Greggs the bakers as large sausage rolls and economy loaves were vanishing off the shelves as local inhabitants bought in bulk. Bogdan's Bargain Booze had a record day, with very strong sales in super strength lager and cider.
But fear not readers, it's gone as quickly as it came. Thank you.