Dear readers, once again the weather has been beastly here in Bugleland, preventing us from sourcing rare and important collectibles, but here are a few ideas to keep you busy this inclement weekend.
If you don't mind getting wet, how about a pleasant cycle with a chum.

 Or stay at home and watch TV dressed as Tutankhamun.

 Kiss a chimpanzee.

 Fashion a papier mache model in the style of Cleo Laine.

 Grow a splendid beard.

 Embark on a mystery tour (goodness knows where this is heading!)

Or simply stay in bed. These suggestions were bought to you by The Bognor Bugle. thank you.